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"Meet Santa all year, every year" So there's a Santa in this mall year-round? Seems a little odd, but then again these people ARE lead-poisoned idiots.
I like that Saxton Hale canonically has his own line of action figures.
I wonder who Old Nick's favorite college basketball team is. We won't have a problem as long as it's not North Carolina.
I think it's very sweet that Engie isn't scared if Pyro like the rest of the mercs are and actually spends time with him.
Creation of the United States Space Force, colorized circa 2019.
Leave it to Soldier to find a crashed rocketship full of guns.
Haha cutaway gag go brrrrrrrrr
I like the Administrator's analogy to plutonium and the mercs.
I, too, would beat up people who are against mustaches and not wearing a shirt.
It's pure torment to be told of all the ass-kicking Saxton does and not be able to see it. Who wouldn't want to see him suplex a businessman through a table? Probably only hippies.
I think that Soldier and Saxton Hale need to have a contest to see who can shove a boot farther up someone's ass.
I mean, we all know that Hale would win, but it would be fun to watch regardless.
I wonder how many people died before the Administrator figured out how one could safely enter Soldier's house. At least two, I'm guessing.
I love how you can tell what Soldier is thinking/feeling by just looking at his arms: murderous intent, surprise, and finally resignation.