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RAYA AND THE LAST DRAGON
this movie about south Asian mythology wasn't available in south Asian countries because Disney only released it on Disney+ and didn't deploy it over there beforehand
WINNIE THE POOH
I don't have anything that horrifying about this one. I guess y'know, it's really boring?
HOME ON THE RANGE
this movie features not one but two Hatsune Mikus and features multiple scenes of cows being sexually harassed
THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE
This movie was such a fucking shitshow the script wasn't finalised and presented to Disney until *a week after it was in the cinema* and the movie you get out of it is this pile of ass
MU LAN
This movie gets 'Miss Man' in the dialogue within the first five minutes and treats cross dressing as if it's depraved
HERCULES
This movie was SO BAD that the Greek government cancelled its premiere at the Pnyx, because hey, this movie that says it's about Greek myth and Greek heroes is actually about American cultural supremacy
THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE
This movie has a music number in it that's literally just there to try and raise extra money
ROBIN HOOD
This beloved child's classic that made a world of furries nonetheless treats the king and government as if it taxes *serfs*
oh and Maid Marion's first name is 'Maid'
LADY AND THE TRAMP
Tramp was almost named 'Homer'
Also this movie almost failed financially because studios _lied about being able to screen it properly_ at its widescreen resolution
PETER PAN
Content warning for suicide, death, drugs, and abuse
not joking
just skip to the next poster if you wanna dodge this one