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Even when the vampires beat Leopardon to scrap with its own arm and the other Spider-Mans leave him to die, #Supaidāman does not fucking back down because he is AN EMISSARY FROM HELL.
#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime a group of vampires from parallel dimensions decided to team up and wipe out all the Spider-Mans in every Earth, which was going great until backup arrived from Earth-51778 in the form of #Supaidāman and his giant robot Leopardon.
#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime H.P. Lovecraft was pretty fortunate that YouTube wasn't around in his day for him to post unboxing videos.
#DOOM HEARS VOICES IN HIS HEAD THEY COUNSEL #DOOM THEY UNDERSTAND #TheyTalkToDOOM
Gentlemen, I've called you here tonight to answer one question: #HowToKillSuperman.
Okay, for real, how is anyone under the age of 35 supposed to know what in the fuck is going on here?