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Your favorite winter coat that doesn’t understand why you don’t wear it anymore
291) @Joithead1
When the teacher is scolding the entire class for something one kid did
288) @amelapay
Crawling back in bed after the FedEx guy inexplicably delivers a package after 10 pm.
271) @ded_ruckus
When you wake up in the morning and Twitter gives you notifications of wonderful replies.
249) @transliminalid
Charles was devastated to see someone had peeled the banana sticker from his original vinyl cover of The Velvet Underground & Nico, thus greatly reducing its value.
239) @BryanONolan