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@questionaware
When Edward (a journalist for a second-rate weekly paper in a medium-sized city) got a blue check on his Twitter account, he felt assured that his opinions suddenly mattered, and mattered greatly.
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@QB1trillion You don’t need therapy, she said. Just be more positive. It’ll be fine.
@browserdotsys
Momma doesn’t want you to wander into the shop side of the Cracker Barrel okay stay seated right here
@LapsusLima
Golf can consume you!
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