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*Obsessively retweet her
*Carefully craft artfully casual responses
*Start dumb fights in which she’s tagged in all the comments even though she’s not participating at all
*Slide into DMs
My Council of Followers explaining to me that in these trying, historical times retweeting my frivolous tweets isn’t a good look for their timelines and that they still hold me in the highest esteem and wish the best of luck for me in all my future endeavours.
@drethelin “Your rival, a cloying human child, is based on your social security number. Send it to me an a DM and I’ll send you a close-up.”
That one guy in the crew whose jokes seem needlessly aggressive towards women?
Who do you suppose is the one creature in these pictures who hasn’t gotten to play @thinkwert’s game yet?