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@DanielleFong Mole wiped away a single happy tear and Chip hummed along to the songs. As gay dads, they had been worried about their neighbors’ reaction to their move into the village. But as the carollers sang sweet Christmas song, they could feel their anxiety melting away.
@mechanicalmonk1 Paul Bunyan had a blue ax, a blue ox, and a blue ex, a good woman whom he felt badly that their love affair ended so badly.
Honey, relax. The old woman can watch our little girl for an evening, no matter how much of a handful she is.
Party is winding down! How do you help the host?
Pick up | Get drunken
trash | straggler to a cab
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Take out the | *I* am the drunken
trash to the | straggler and too
curb. | tired to help
Oh dear. You’ve somehow gotten into an argument with a stranger at the party. What most likely triggered it? Vote in reply.
Interpersonal drama | Politics
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If I’m being honest? | Sports
My multiple,
deep-seated
insecurities
and character flaws
It’s midnight and the party is raging but you are nowhere to be found. Where did you go? Vote in reply.
Reading a | Making
book in | out with
a quiet corner | a stranger
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I quietly left | A deep discussion
hours ago | with someone