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Some women have flirted with you at the party. Who gets your call next week, if any? Vote in reply
Alena the | Catalina
Archer | the witch
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Gazma | Windwhisper,
the | the poetess
were-lioness | of madness & chaos
Some men have flirted with you at the party. Who gets your call next week, if any? Vote in the reply.
Sandour the | Fawn the
Smithy | Musician
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Diogenes the | the married couple of
Cynic | Scarecrow and Tinman
You get to the party late and it is already in full swing. Who do you hang with? Vote in reply.
Tad and | Trkk, Clugg
Paul with | & Blinff the
the lager | karaoke giants
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The dancing | the awkward
animals | wallflowers
The Manless Girl
The breezes riot ‘round her hat;
The maiden doesn’t care for that.
Her cheeks now glow with scarlet tinge,
And festive flares her garments fringe;
The horseless cab is on the lea,
The manless girl is gay and free.
When your family slept in and is running late and you’re trying to get your kids going for s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ their online Canvas course and your morning Zoom teleconference meeting.
Me and my frustrated wife when I say “I can’t find the remote” after looking for 10 minutes and she walks in the room and finds it in 1.2 seconds.
@Nymdok
The sleepover was getting so out of hand that mom had to come down to the basement and chew us all out.
@riverracket
Newly hired, branch manager Steve realized, with a sinking feeling, that he did not read the job expectations closely enough.