🎊 GOODBYE GO NEXT 🐀さんのイラストまとめ

1️⃣8️⃣ Meg x Jake (or any other ship of the OG 4)

You're into the basic stuff which doesn't require much thought, which is fine. The OG 4 have been around the longest so it's only natural we assume they got to know each other.

1️⃣4️⃣ Jake x Huntress

You like "similar lovers of houses divided" relationships, and have probably acted in a Romeo and Juliet stage performance before.

1️⃣1️⃣ Myers x Any Survivor other than Laurie (usually Feng or Jake???)

You are horny as shit for Myers and are using the Survivor as a self-insert. That's the only reason I can see why every fanart for this ship is either Myers choking the Survivor or slapping their ass.

🔟 Michael x Laurie

Why? I'm genuinely asking. Because like they were siblings in Halloween 2 although I know that was retconned. Do you just have an incest thing? Not judging I guess...?

8️⃣ Gay Legion ships (Frank x Joey, Susie x Julie)

You've spent WAY too much time around r/dbdgonewild
Frank and Julie are like 5 years older than Susie and Joey btw so like this shit's creepy.

2️⃣ Jeff Johansen x Other male Survivor (usually either David, Dwight, or Felix)

You are actually gay IRL and are probably horny for Jeff, so you're using this ship as a self-insert.

Got +11 HP (8 + 3 CON) when I had 58 Max HP
God is a master of comedy #DnD #dndmemes

Had to look at my Steam most played.
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@baephine Some key reasons why this pisses me off (pics are captioned)

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