Rework Left Behind 🐀さんのイラストまとめ

2️⃣1️⃣ Ace x Bill

This ship is EXTREMELY common and I have no idea why. I guess because they're the two oldest Survivors (in terms of age)? Can someone please explain this to me because I actually don't get it.

2️⃣0️⃣ Pig x Huntress

You have an animal mask fetish. Might be that you're a furry might be that you just think they're hot. Surprisingly the fact that this ship is lesbian barely matters to you.

1️⃣9️⃣ Gay Felix ships

You stereotype gay people. Felix is literally married in the lore and you are only shipping him to be gay because he's blond and dresses nicely. A guy's allowed to look good and not be gay ffs.

1️⃣8️⃣ Meg x Jake (or any other ship of the OG 4)

You're into the basic stuff which doesn't require much thought, which is fine. The OG 4 have been around the longest so it's only natural we assume they got to know each other.

1️⃣4️⃣ Jake x Huntress

You like "similar lovers of houses divided" relationships, and have probably acted in a Romeo and Juliet stage performance before.

1️⃣1️⃣ Myers x Any Survivor other than Laurie (usually Feng or Jake???)

You are horny as shit for Myers and are using the Survivor as a self-insert. That's the only reason I can see why every fanart for this ship is either Myers choking the Survivor or slapping their ass.

🔟 Michael x Laurie

Why? I'm genuinely asking. Because like they were siblings in Halloween 2 although I know that was retconned. Do you just have an incest thing? Not judging I guess...?

8️⃣ Gay Legion ships (Frank x Joey, Susie x Julie)

You've spent WAY too much time around r/dbdgonewild
Frank and Julie are like 5 years older than Susie and Joey btw so like this shit's creepy.

2️⃣ Jeff Johansen x Other male Survivor (usually either David, Dwight, or Felix)

You are actually gay IRL and are probably horny for Jeff, so you're using this ship as a self-insert.

Got +11 HP (8 + 3 CON) when I had 58 Max HP
God is a master of comedy #DnD #dndmemes