Transplanar RPG 🏳️‍⚧️さんのイラストまとめ

@MortPhilippa He flies you out to Panama Bay on his private jet and takes you sailing on his yacht. He asks you a lot of very specific, very personal questions. You answer them all. He shows you a picture of his ex-husband. He’s hot. He asks you to dress up like him. This is your first date.

@bmagrieveson You pick him up in your 2010 Camry. You joke about the check engine light being on all the time. He silently programs a new destination into your GPS. He takes you to his mechanic shop. He fixes your car. You miss the concert. You make love on the hood of his Ford Explorer.

@Cosmopunks You eat dinner at her place. She was fired from Taco Bell for throwing hot coffee at a rude customer. She’s on house arrest, but not for that. She shows you her eleven ankle monitors.

@chasingtalespod @HomebrewQueens She shows up in heels and a Gucci purse. She gives you a once-over and you wither. You get dinner at a French restaurant in the business district. She laughs a lot at your jokes. She orders a $125 bottle of Corsican red. She lets you hold her hand. You are now her sugar daddy.

@ekatcarter You go skydiving. Halfway through the fall, you look over and see that she’s eaten the instructor, parachute and all, and is staring at you hungrily. You get dinner at the Cheesecake Factory. She orders a lava cake. The waitress looks terrified. She tips well.

@musicbymidieval She’s a senior in college. You go to her acapella show. It’s packed. She has a solo. Girls scream for her. Afterward, she’s surrounded by adoring fans. When she smiles at you, it’s like she’s the only person in the world. You have an intense, 4 month long romance. It ends poorly.

@pyxistyxGWJ His Grindr profile says 6’0” but he’s definitely 5’5”. Maybe even 5’3”. Also, he has far fewer eyestalks than his pics suggest. Also, his skin’s a different color. He can’t even shoot a sleep ray. You’ve been catfished. You go clubbing anyway. He’s a surprisingly good dancer.

@ChosenOnesDnD You go thrifting together. They’re vegan. Their tinder bio says “communist” but they’re nervous around homeless people. They buy you froyo from Red Mango. When you get home, they’ve Venmoed you for the froyo with tax included. The note reads, “Don’t forget pleaaaase lol ty”

@lanidandee They work in IT but they want to be a poet. Their favorite writers are Sylvia Plath and Mary Oliver. You go to a drive-in movie and make out furiously in the front seat of their 2008 Toyota Tundra. They cry about their ex. After you break up, they write a call-out post about you.

@robosardi You go hiking in the hills behind his house. He keeps asking if you identify as an e-girl. He keeps saying he wants an e-girl girlfriend. At his bungalow, he shows you his collection of hand carved stone figures of mice and voles. They look very realistic. He’s a hoarder.