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@allyinbloom He takes you to an underground concert with bands you’ve never heard of. You sprain a pinkie moshing. Afterward, you eat burgers on the hood of his Dodge Camaro. While talking with you about astrology, you notice him swiping on Tinder. You don’t call back. Neither does he.
@chaoticanxious You meet while hiking. She asks if she can have your name. You’re clever and say no, she can’t have it, per se, but you do provide a nickname. She looks disgruntled. You go swimming in the river. A snapping turtle bites your toe off. You think she’s behind it but have no proof.
@Sparky_Dev She keeps knocking her water glass over, and the server is getting annoyed. She looks like she’s about to cry. She’s a social worker. You wonder how she has the spine for that line of work, then decide it’s rude to ask. You fall in love.
@InSorteDia They’re looking for a third. You oblige. They take you somewhere Italian, mid-range, but not bad. The dinner feels like an interview. You decide, against all odds, that you like the bald one better. After dinner, you go to a rave. You lose them in the crowd. They don’t call back.
@HannahMayCreate HANNAH! How could we have missed this?! Let’s go:
You play Overwatch. She watches. She peruses your collection of novelty Funko Pops and appears unimpressed. You eat ramen together. She likes it extra spicy. You almost do not survive the lovemaking.
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@deleriousdm You go on a duck boat tour of the city, even though you’re both natives. He brings a packed lunch (microwaved hot dogs, rice, pickled jalapeños, sardines) and offers you some. You politely decline. He looks devastated. For the rest of the tour, he grumbles about picky eaters.
@SanguisBlue You ride bumper cars. She’s cool, funny, interesting. She has a healthy tan. She excuses herself to the bathroom. She’s gone for a while. You walk in on her reapplying her makeup. But something wrong. The tan IS the makeup. Underneath is her true clownskin, powdery and pale.