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Regression, like your coworkers’ cell camera, knows no boundaries. If you find yourself regressing, find some privacy quick or your diapered rear is landing on muzzbook. And we all know how Karen from sales gets when anyone steals the spotlight from her kid.
(Art by @Kircai_Art)
That first day getting dressed for work post-regression is always the worst. And don’t you dare utter “clip-on” (Or “missing pants”).
(With art from @puppyrooart!)
Employee @JimmyWuffster likes to boast about how big he is, but anyone who needed copies on Friday can attest otherwise. Congrats Jimmy, we had so many complaints, you almost set a record.
(Art by @Kircai_Art )
Not an ideal solution, but getting closer. Maybe next time you need to carry a coworker to a meeting, opt for the Executive Grey colored baby carrier. Neon purple doesn’t quite convey the same air of authority(Admittedly, neither do the diapers).
(Art by @LittleScoty27 )
If a coworker offers you a lift to a meeting, maybe try and find a way that’s dignified for you both. That’s the face of someone who’s considering using VERY cold wipes the next time he changes you.
(Art by @LittleScoty27 )
HR is still determined to sort out a...more dignified way to get to and from meetings quickly. The leash is a no go (Forever. Never again. Not after the “ cute puppy out for a walk” incident) and the stroller, while nice, kept putting us to sleep.
(Art by @LittleScoty27 )
Sometimes it’s just better to lose the argument and skip getting that new laptop than it is to let certain office-dad “crushes” reveal themselves.
(Art by @LittleScoty27 , featuring @RegressCoLegal and @AceBunpup )
Regression In The Workplace: If you’ve regressed, maybe pick a new social role other than “office flirt”. It’s cute the first time, but if your best line is “I’m a cheap date, I eat off the kid’s menu.”, maybe stick to “office comedian” from now on.
(Art by @ArtistAkita)
Regression In The Workplace: The rumors about company-wide downsizing
have been confirmed as our action plan as a savings initiative. We're worried those words might be too big for some of you, so, our plan, simpler: "More playtime at home."
Art by @Kircai_Art , featuring Jake!