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Regression In The Workplace: The inability to accurately measure by sight anymore is no excuse for pantsing your fellow regressees. Remember, they just got checked, so chances are you're next. They were at least clean, can you say the same?
Art by @Kircai_Art , featuring Ruka!
Regression In The Workplace: RegressCo has one of the best health and wellness programs in the country, with a near 0% total workforce who still smokes.
Our staff daycare might have a 6 month waitlist, but, you should be working anyways.
Art by @Kircai_Art , featuring overzen!
Regression In The Workplace: It doesn't matter how important Mr. Bear says that he observes your work today, leave him to keep an eye on your office. Some of your coworkers have started to complain about how critical he is...all of you should probably go check in with a nurse.