"I must beg your pardon, but the Lord Sheogorath will not see you. He said you were, and I quote, 'Boring, born, boring, boo hoo, my poor son, get over yourself. No wait, get under yourself, that would be funny.'"
--Haskill
Did You Know: Akaviri surnames are a rare and prized possession among the Cyrodiilic citizenry? Trace Akaviri features can even still be seen on noted Cyrodiilic families.
Did You Know: Some traditional Khajiiti courtship practices include rubbing against the legs of the admired individual, bumping against their forehead, and leaving dead animals in conspicuous places for them to find?