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@Kapot333 I won't be able to get married!
@Kapot333 You didn't do anything else, did you?!
I don't remember getting into bed or even falling asleep, but I just woke up in my bed. Did someone put me here?
My Steam library has over 360 games in it and I don't want to play any of them today...
@Desupoyo It's paying you good boobs, so it's not useless!
@Desupoyo Catch!
I woke up two hours ago and only just got out of bed.
I'm becoming a Twitter user who only retweets things...
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