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Ditto is the best Pokémon:
*crooked smile
*barely any eyes
*gummy body
*no arms
*still trying to give you a hug regardless
Weedle is the best Pokémon:
*giant head
*clown nose
*party hat
*nipples down its entire body
*won’t hesitate to cut a bitch with its tail
Metapod is the best Pokémon:
*no mouth
*over it expression
*fashionable eyelids
*hellish existence
*ribbed for her pleasure
Bulbasaur is the best Pokémon:
*blood red eyes
*vampire fangs
*useless ears without any holes in them
*decorative melanomas
*ass onion
Beedril is the best Pokémon:
*pointy hands
*big fat ass
*legs where its nipples should be
*looks like Zooey Deschanel
*Stripes
Slowbro is the best Pokémon:
*always smiling
*stubby little arms that are perfectly suited for hugs
*constantly getting his ass eaten
*literally named “Slow bro”
*telekenitic abilities
One of my greatest joys in life is thinking back on all the comics I wrote that @AtNathanYaffe spent weeks of his life drawing
Official ranking of Zelda characters:
1. Moosh, the bear with wings from oracle of seasons.
2. Every other character ever