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I think my favourite part was the tacit admission that he needs to latch onto at least one w*man to stay afloat financially
Once he realised a teenager with a newborn wouldn't exactly be raking in the cash he had to glom onto his forever fiancée whom he can't fucking stand lmao
I've had a couple of other memorable ones
1 where my childhood home got swarmed by j*urnalists asking if my brother was a bully & another where nightmare neighbours moved in & mom got in trouble firing a longbow at them over the fence. It was just a nerf one but they called cops
@Etherwinter Am*ricans are too simple to differentiate between consumables and items of clothing
I don't care how rubbery your hands are, that looks like it really fucking hurts 🥺