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@caprisup Won't you provide a loving home environment for me?
@WARPEDNYLIUM I knew you would adopt me!!!
You'll love me if you just give me a chance.
If you adopt me, you won't be disappointed.
Surely you will adopt me...?
I am your child now. Don't try to fight it.
So, when can I move in with you?
Don't you just love me? Won't you adopt me? Well, won't you?
@BOOHOOBUGGY So, when can I move in with you?
Consider adopting me today.