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So, when can I move in with you?
Won't you care for me?
I'm up for adoption. Please consider.
I need a home badly.
Please give me a home.
Don't you just love me? Won't you adopt me? Well, won't you?
You and I will get along perfectly, I just know it.
I am your child now. Don't try to fight it.
Please adopt me.