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You can only have one, choose wisely! a Cat girlfriend (she loves you) or Quote (they will cook meth for you)
How cool would it be if Scrooge McDuck gets in to Smash!
Squidward deserves a W!
pissing mario will be starting a Slam Tasmanian Fan Club!
Mikoto Misaka has started a Facebook account!
Max and Fido Dido are currently in a Police chase
Annalynn loves to eat a Big Mac Whopper!
Dot needs to be featured on TED Talk
Dream Stans, Hank and Gardevoir would make a great team!
Klonoa has to name all 59 women!