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Cheezborger has won an Oscar for their outstanding performance as Sid!
Senator Armstrong: Die SpongeBob SquarePants die! Die you piece of shit! https://t.co/OtyDvzfXrX
Also im about to add new characters/events again
Request all your shit here.
Remember to ONLY submit events like this:
X, Y and Z are now playing in #OnlineVideoGame#
XYZ are placeholders which means the bot is going to insert a random character here https://t.co/wEqUgrIKW9
I hear-*cough* that cannabis is pretty str- *cough* Let me try it!
Senator Armstrong: Alright, I think we're done here-
Goku: ARMSTRONG!!
Senator Armstrong: ?
Raiden:No way!
Hell in a Cell match!
The Mongols V.S. Patrick Star! Who will win this fight?
My name is Mater. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead.
BREAKING NEWS: Freddy GummyBear has been killed in a brutal car crash...