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Walt... I don't know man. Konata Izumi is acting pretty sus lately! it's almost we have an imposter among us...
All life on Earth has gone extinct! and Wakko and Emo SpongeBob are the only survivors!
Would you try to live with Momoi Airi, SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy but They're dancing to All the Small Things by Blink-182 and Medic for 7 days to win 1 Billion dollars?
ENA has just got banned from the mickey mouse club for inappropriate behavior!
Rocko is 100 meters from your location and rapidly approaching. Start running...