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Acephalous and Taylor Swift is calling HATSUNE MIKU?!?!?! AT 3AM!!! (GONE WRONG)
Trans people: i'm trans
Society: ok
Foot Soldier Zombie: hi
Society: holy shit
King Kong, Mick, Jon Arbuckle and Kobeni are sending you death threats..
Saul Goodman: Your Honor, my client Neutral Milk Hotel's In the Aeroplane Over The Sea was very hungry so they ate what they could find, what the hell do you mean they ate 12kg of Uranium that was stolen from a nuclear pow-*cough cough*.
Honestly, the best quote Tom and Jerry ever said was `I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man`
This is why SpongeBob SquarePants is the show of all time! Bravo Vince!