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05-01-2019 Sketch - I'm staying in this fancy resort bungalow near Ubud, Bali. It's super great except there's this asshole bird that bangs the ceiling between 1-3 AM like he's dying to tell us a knock knock joke. Never saw a bird but I imagine it looks like this. #sketch
04-28-2019 Sketch - The dinosaur rock at Nusa Penida, Bali. It's, um, more impressive in person. #sketch
04-26-2019 Sketch - Imagine the unadulterated mayhem imposed on humanity if penguins could fly. #sketch
04-19-2019 Sketch - Figured I'd draw a picture of a polar bear just in case the next generation of children wonder what they looked like when they weren't selling Coca-Cola Classic. #sketch