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the announcement that the Stonehenge tunnel is going ahead is a huge boost for the UK's struggling adventurer and dungeoneer communities, who will now be able to find work clearing the tunnels of dread henge-beasts and icy-fingered druid-wights
welcome, brave traveller, to the meeting of the Drains and Sanitation Planning Subcommittee
Konrad Curze: still waiting on that twitter verified status. i swear to god i am the real DJ Darkzide (the onyl vampire dj)
Mortarion: extremely getting a uti by usnig the same shirt i used to wipe my dogs mouth to wipe piss off of my dick
Lion El'Jonson: a respectful nod to all my friends whohave been removed from group chats after having some sort of melt down. "The Fallen Angels"
Sanguinius: do not be afraid to talk to that lonely boy on the train ... with the rosy red cheeks, sun glasses & big cigar... he just mmight be... angel
Ferrus Manus: the US army sent my police departmet 100000 hideous robot arms to rip off citizens' heads but heres the thing, we only need like 500 of them