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Lion El'Jonson: a respectful nod to all my friends whohave been removed from group chats after having some sort of melt down. "The Fallen Angels"
Sanguinius: do not be afraid to talk to that lonely boy on the train ... with the rosy red cheeks, sun glasses & big cigar... he just mmight be... angel
Ferrus Manus: the US army sent my police departmet 100000 hideous robot arms to rip off citizens' heads but heres the thing, we only need like 500 of them
is it, in the final analysis, gay to hold out a goblet of your precious blood to a crowd of twinks in your special blood chapel while watched over by your giant pals, one of whom has Taylor Swift's hair?
fellas, is it gay to treasure your brother's seed and recover it from his broken body
space wolves: they are hairy roaring space-vikings obsessed with fellowship and getting wasted together. their hair is intense. their leader was the universe's chief lad, and, again, had hair like this.
dark angels: they're obsessively clandestine and guilt-ridden. they ALSO participate in secret rituals. their original leader fell out with his best bro/mentor so hard that a planet exploded beneath their feet. he had hair like this. they're all super moody and wear hoodies.