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Okay but anyone notice that like, Leo got dem really thicc thighs, mf tree trunks on that bitch
Director: Okay, this movie needs a Bearded Dragon since people keep lizards as pets. How do we make it cute and relatable to the kids?
Artist: Give it Metabolic Bone Disease
People want to fuck Mint from Candyland. Yes, the classic board game for preschool-aged children
"Hello, welcome to BK, may I take your or-"
"FRIES, FRIES, FRIES, FRIES!"
When you make a depressing joke about your past but it doesn't matter because you're already dead on the inside anyways