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HEY! MONSTERS!
"THE VILLAINPUNK COOKBOOK" IS **FREE** ON KINDLE TODAY.
NO CATCH. GO GET. IF YOU REALY LIKE IT, MAKE A RECIPE OR SOMETHING, OKAY?
All right. You got me.
It's a cookbook, and you're still delicious.
https://t.co/QwPjgzrNNp
Whether you're a Vampire, giftedly dental,
Or perhaps a Mad Scientist, brilliantly implemental,
The Worlds is your oyster - for sale, or for rental
If you come to watch the great Professor Elemental!
See him at...
#EvilExpo and #EvilExpoOnline.
https://t.co/zuBvuRtK2M
Have I warned you, lately, that reading my book could turn you into a fairy?
It's been known to happen.
(Art by @OrcGirlComic / @amimercury. Model: @teddyjfans.)
https://t.co/5Yrii7OjZL
#payingforward -
My books are selling well, for which I'm grateful. As I write this, my pinned tweet is at 669 retweets.
I'm going to count the RTs of my pinned over the next 24 hours. I will then donate $1 per new retweet to https://t.co/eP38TZyQJd.
#WritersHelpingOthers
"The crops are only so-so, the peasantry exceptionally surly, and this castle is draftier than most. Why not let her fight the dragon?"
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