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[linkin park voice] AND I’M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I’M ABOUTTA-
there's no smoking allowed in animal crossing so he will have to make do with habitually chewing toothpicks or lollipop sticks or the stems of nice little leafs
“Thank you, Basil. Your relentless lack of tact and refusal to read the room never fails to make me feel better for about half a second, then much worse indefinitely.”
“You’re welcome.”
this started as a warmup but then i got really into the song i was listening to on a loop and it just kinda. kept going.
[the trope where a godlike being falls head over heels for the first mortal punk that dared to call them a bitch to their face, is a very fun trope]
the dj: everyone wanting a piece of this has nearly caused one apocalypse, and prevented at least four