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Congrats on your recent ACME purchase @F_for_Frostie!
A modern twist on a classic item!
Congrats on your ACME purchase @CrashMcCloud!
McCloud is headed towards the clouds!
HECK! Chugga chugga ART TRAIN! I’ll tag @LesboCheeFenn @EdBCollie @RadRaptorLeo and @PrinceOfDingos! Post your art and spread the cute/awesomeness/etc! https://t.co/upX6lh12JG
Thank you for your recent ACME purchase, @CocoEagleBurdy!
Ohh got the fancy model too!
…and apparently the quickest shipping!
Hope you’re enjoying your ACME purchase, @ArcturusChusky!
I enjoy their products, but ACME couldn’t pay me enough to put this on. 😱😱
Thank you for your recent ACME purchase @KilmoAardvark!
Is this the part where you ask “how many lumps do you want?”
...and the answer is two please.
Congrats on your ACME purchase @KaiTheNerdyWah!
Might I recommend teatree and mint shampoo? 👌
Congrats on your recent purchase @IjiDrach!
I’m sure these things take practice. *nods*
Oh whoa! I totes forgot about what day it is today!
Happy Bee Day, y’all! 🐝🐝🐝
Stripes look good on me 😌