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Congrats on your ACME purchase @Rabidrabbit56!
Turning your good bunny hops to the GOODEST bunny hops!
Looks like you’re enjoying your ACME purchase @TokonFolf!
I’d recommend keeping your eye out for banana peels and anvils though. 👀💦💦
This is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever given me stickers.
I simply don’t have the heart to actually use them ahhh 🥺🥺🥺
Congrats on your recent purchase @KingGourd!
Well that’s a sticky situation. 😱
Congrats on your recent purchase, @squeakanine!
Finally a product that (seemingly) works well!
Congrats on your purchase @Artie_P!
Perhaps next time, go with the “surely you’re kidding” size.
Congrats on your ACME purchase @TerkWolf!
A truly classic outfit! *chef kiss*👌
Congrats on your recent ACME purchase @TexanSoda!
Gonna have to name yourself Texan Cloudkicker after this AMIRITE?! 😉
Congrats on your ACME purchase @dashwolfy!
Shaking the jar is not personally recommended 😨💦💦