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*huff puff* Y-you know lass, when you said we were... *huff puff* goin' for a bike ride... *huff puff* I thought you'd be the one peddlin'... *huff puff* Blimey, another hill? #SpringEventSecondHalf #dreamgf #KeepitupMates
Ah... Achoo! Pardon me, Lass. My allergies are actin' up. But don't worry, seeing you has made me feel much better! Gehehe, could this be... Love? The Love Springs into Action Event starts now! #dreamgf
This is it, mates! We're in the Final Fever of the Virtual Reality Event, and I'm about to take on the final boss! I just have to open this door an--- No... Who would lock up an innocent lass like this?! Curse you, you monster! Taste my blade~!! #VictoryShallBeMine #dreamgf
Remember these cuties? Well, they're back in the new Limited Period Gacha! Hm? They look a little different? 'Course they do, mate! We gave 'em a little makeover for their grand re-entrance! Get them while you can! #dreamgf
How's the Virtual Reality Event treatin' you, mates? I've just gotten to the sacred temple! Now all I need to do is defeat this sacred beauty and the sword behind her is mine! What do you think? Am I a match for her? #dreamgf
Whale, we made it to the Final Fever of the Sea Animal Event! You otter be proud of yourselves! Hm? You're excited to be done with the fish puns? Blimey, mates, I'm sorry. They were really bloomin' kraken me up. #dreamgf #OkayI'llStopNow
What do you think of this Sea Animal Event, Mates? Is it treating you whale? You need any kelp? Just let minnow if you need anythin', but just try to go with the flow! #dreamgf #FeelinSealy
R-R-Red Riding Hood, what a big axe you have... Hm? The better to chop me up with? *gulp* You know, I heard raccoons taste bloomin' awful. Isn't that so interes--- Gaaah! #DarkFairyTaleEvent #pleasedonteatme #dreamgf
As an adorable forest critter myself, I've always had a real love of anythin' soft and fluffy. I mean, blimey, look at 'em! They look awful cozy! Don't you just want to bury your face in those pillows?! ... Hm? Wait, what did you think I was talkin' about? #pillowtalk #dreamgf