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Now as you mates know, I've got somethin' of a sweet tooth. Blimey, I love candy more than life itself! Which is why I hate to see any of you missin' out on our White Day event! Final Fever starts today! Don't miss out! #dreamgf
Wanna take a trip down memory lane with me, mates? Check out the new Legacy 1st Anniversary Lucky Packs! All your favorite outfits from our first anniversary are back, and they've gotten a bloomin' beautiful makeover! Make sure you grab 'em while you still can!
*Sigh* It's my favorite time of the year, mates! It's time for the Valentine's Day Event! Candy, cute girls... and did I mention candy?! What's more to like? We've even got this cute MR available for all you sweethearts out there♪ Happy Valentine's Day! #dreamgf
It's bloomin' c-c-cold outside! Blimey, with weather like this, everybody's tryin' to find some way to stay warm... You and your Girlfriend are going to have to come up with somethin'! The Winter Date Event starts now! #dreamgf
Happy New Year from everyone at Dream Girlfriend, mates! The Lucky Bags Shop is officially open! We've got other fun New Year's activities too, like the Lucky New Year Event and an Omikuji Campaign! #HappyNewYear #dreamgf
It's time for the Lucky New Year Event, mates! What are all of you doin' for New Year's? Visitin' family? Partyin' with friends? Gettin' stuck in a cherry tree? ... Or is that last one just me? Oi, lass, would you mind givin' me a hand? #dreamgf
We're in the Final Fever of the Something Sweet from Santa Event, and I still haven't gotten my bloomin' present! Bah, humbug! This Christmas stuff ain't so--- Hm? Wait, is that for me? ... Yippee! Merry Christmas, everybody! #dreamgf #HappyHolidays
Dear Santa, it's me, Kobayashi! I know we're already in the Second Half of the Something Sweet from Santa Event, but blimey, I just keep findin' stuff to add to the ol' list! Like this kitten I saw today! She looks so cuddly... Put 'er at the top of the list, will yah? #dreamgf
'Twas the night before Christmas, and under night's cover... This lil' lass was sitting, waiting for her lover♪ While you stand there wonderin' how this lady can be won, I'm here to tell you the Something Sweet from Santa event has begun! #dreamgf
The Zodiac Event's Final Fever is happenin' right meow! Oi, mates, this isn't the time to be kitten around! This is your chance to get your claws on this little kitty and all her friends! Make sure you don't fur-get! #dreamgf #PurrfessionalComedian