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The Summer Vacation Event starts today! Get ready to enjoy a summery nature adventure with your lovely Gir---Gaah! C-c-cold! Who splashed me?! This fur ain't bloomin' water-proof, you know! #dreamgf
Psst, hey, mate, see that lovely lass over there? Yeah, the one with the pigtails. Do you think she's starin' at me? I bet she's lookin' at me. Gehehe, maybe I'll ask her if she knows the Second Half of the Gothic Event starts today... Or if she wants to go to a movie. #dreamgf
Roses come in red, pink, yellow, and violet too. Guess what, mates?! I've got a brand new Event for you! The Gothic Event starts today! #dreamgf
You know, despite everything that's happened, I bloomin' love the beach, mates! The glistenin' ocean, the bouncin' waves... Ah, did I say bouncin'? I meant... crashin', yeah, that's it. Gehehe. #dreamgf #SwimsuitEvent
Hoo boy, I better cool off a little after that last Swimsuit Event announcement... Ah, nothing like swimmin' in the ocean... Wait, do I even know how to swim? O-oh miss, could you spare a moment to help a little critter out? #dreamgf #SwimsuitEvent
Why are diamonds a girl's best friend?! It's just a bloomin' rock, for cryin' out loud! You know what makes much better friends? Raccoons! Much better than some ol' hunk of carbon. #dreamgf
Are you ready for the Swimsuit Event, mates?! You might just get this lovely M--- Holy Macaroni!! Her b-buh... b-b-buh... Ahem... Blimey, I think I have heatstroke... #IWasntBloominReady #dreamgf
I see you've got a thing for snakes, your majesty. How do you feel about raccoons? You'd love 'em! Such noble creatures... and bloomin' loyal too! #TimeTravelEvent #dreamgf
Hoo boy, I sure am starvin', mates. Hey, do you know what a clock does when it's hungry...? It goes back four seconds! Gehehehe! ... Heh... M-maybe I can ask this pretty lady to take me back in time so I can untell that joke... #dreamgf #TimeTravelEvent
Hey there, pretty lass. Where are you off to on that magic carpet of yours? Hm? Outer space?! Blimey, I forgot! The Planet of Wonder event starts today! #dreamgf