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Ready for the Second Half of the Fantasy Event, mates? I know I am, and it certainly looks like this lovely lady is too! Don't keep her waitin'! #dreamgf #fantasyevent
H-hello there, pretty lass. Th-that's an awful big d-d-dog you've got there... I just happen to be a d-dog person myse--- What's that? It's a w-w-wolf?! *gulp* B-blimey... H-he wouldn't happen to be a vegetarian, would he? #dreamgf #fantasyevent #plzdonteatme
We're in the Final Fever of the 4 Year Anniversary Event, mates! Havin' fun? This pretty lass and I sure are! Login and join us for the last bit of the celebration! #dreamgf
Today is officially our 4th Anniversary, mates! To celebrate, we've got 4 Year Lucky Bags available for sale, along with re-releases of previous anniversary Lucky Bags! Happy Anniversary, mates! Here's to many more years of fun! #dreamgf
Our 4th Anniversary is comin' up and we're startin' the party today! As a thank you for all the fun we've had, and to get you lookin' forward to the future, we've got some great gifts for you! Among them bein' the ability to have a 7th Girlfriend! Happy Anniversary!#dreamgf
Roses come in red, pink, yellow, and violet too. Guess what, mates?! I've got a brand new Event for you! The Gothic Event starts today! #dreamgf
You know, despite everything that's happened, I bloomin' love the beach, mates! The glistenin' ocean, the bouncin' waves... Ah, did I say bouncin'? I meant... crashin', yeah, that's it. Gehehe. #dreamgf #SwimsuitEvent
Hoo boy, I better cool off a little after that last Swimsuit Event announcement... Ah, nothing like swimmin' in the ocean... Wait, do I even know how to swim? O-oh miss, could you spare a moment to help a little critter out? #dreamgf #SwimsuitEvent
Are you ready for the Swimsuit Event, mates?! You might just get this lovely M--- Holy Macaroni!! Her b-buh... b-b-buh... Ahem... Blimey, I think I have heatstroke... #IWasntBloominReady #dreamgf