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Six years sure fly by when you’re surrounded by lovely ladies! Blimey, is that flower bouquet an anniversary gift for me, Miss? Shucks, you shouldn't have! Huh? They're for the fans? O-of course! I knew that... The second half of the Sixth Anniversary Event is on now! #dreamgf
Big news, mates! This month is the 6th anniversary of Dream Girlfriend and we wanna celebrate this milestone with you! Look, this lass here is flyin' high with excitement! Grab her hand and be whisked off your feet and into the Sixth Anniversary Event! It starts today! #dreamgf
I’m absolutely chuffed to announce that Dream Girlfriend's 6th anniversary is coming up! To celebrate, we’ve got Lucky Bags galore! Both the 4 Year Anniversary and 5 Year Anniversary Lucky Bags are available again for a limited time! Blimey, get 'em while they're hot! #dreamgf
Wowee, a stunning sorceress with the power to control time! Think of all the bleedin' possibilities... Let me see my future, would ya? I wanna see how many lovely ladies I end up marrying, hehe. Don't miss the Final Fever of the Magic Festival Event! #dreamgf
Miss Mage, you're looking bewitchingly beautiful today! Huh? You wanna give your favorite familiar a hug?! Blimey, she has me confused with someone else... What a great day to be a raccoon! Grab your broomsticks and fly into the Magic Festival Event today! #dreamgf
Pass me that shell, Lass! They say you can hear the ocean in these things... Hmm, it ain't working. And why does my ear feel so slimy...? Blagh! There's a bleedin' sea snail inside! We're in the Final Fever of the A Midsummer Dream Event! #dreamgf
Now, I don't mean to alarm you, Miss, but there are whales in the sky behind you... Huh? You'd rather take a picture of me instead? B-blimey, cheers. Be sure to get my good side! The second half of the A Midsummer Dream Event has begun! #dreamgf
Looks like you're having a splashin' good time in the pool, Lass! Mind if I join you for a dip? I brought my favorite duck print swim trunks! Dive into the A Midsummer Dream Event, mates! It's on now! #dreamgf
Blimey, so bouncy! The ball, that is... Lass, your volleyball spike has struck me right through the heart! I'm feelin' all hot and bothered. Is this what they call summer love? We're in the final fever of the Snapshot of Summer Event! #dreamgf
Yellow there, Lass. Blimey, your beauty is driving me totally bananas! Got room for one more on that a-peel-ing pool float...? Thanks a bunch! Now, let's make like a banana and split. The Snapshot of Summer Event starts now! #dreamgf