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M-mates, you gotta help me out! This girl's a real bloomin' cutie, but... Look at those vicious dogs! Blimey, I bet they'd tear me apart... Hm? They look harmless...? Not to a raccoon! The second half of the Adorable Animal Teatime Event starts now! #dreamgf
I always thought ice cream tasted best after a bath, but this here lass has changed me! From now on, I'll be eatin' my frozen treats in the bath! Get ready for the Adorable Animal Teatime Event, happening now! #dreamgf
Beep-boop, I am Kobayashi Tron 5000. I have been programmed to welcome you to the future... of love~! Gehehe, did I fool you, mates? No? Well, at least I got this here cyber cutie to smile. The Cyber Girl in a Cyber World Event starts now! #dreamgf
That's it, Lass. Smile for the camera! And... There! The perfect snapshot! A gorgeous view, a beautiful girl, and a very convenient feathered friend! I can't think of a better way to start off the second half of The Precious Memories Event! #dreamgf
Y'know, memories are bloomin' weird, aren't they? Those pictures in your head are so hazy, and what if you forget them?! That's why it's better to collect lots and lots of photos, like this lass here! The Precious Memories Event starts now! #dreamgf
Blimey, Valentine's Day can really wind you up, can't it? Don't get it twisted though, mates. I bloomin' love this holiday! I'm just in a bit of a bind tryin' to get this here MR! The Grand Valentine's Plan Event starts now! #dreamgf
There's nothing like a nice hot bath on a cold winter's day. Only way to make it better would be to share it with someone you love! The Heart Throbbing♪ Date in the Snow Event starts now!
Happy New Year, mates! You know what this means, don't you? That's right! It's Lucky Bag Time! Ring in the new year with brand new outfits! Only available for a limited time! #dreamgf #luckybags
How's it Van Gogh-in', mates? We're in the Final Fever of the Going Down In History Event! You better hurry if you want these historical cuties, or else you're in for a real earful! Gehehe! #dreamgf
How's the Going Down In History Event treatin' you, mates? Are you leavin' your mark on the world? Well, may you march into victory with this here heroic lass! #dreamgf