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"She looks dumb. She's cute but seems very dumb. She's got a baby-like face. She also seems kind of poor. Like the other kid, but maybe richer than him. Still poor though. But if you play as a man to marry her? Maybe it's okay if she's poor. Do you have money as professor?"
"OH SHE HAS THE SAME NAME AS YOUR DAD'S CAR! (laughs) I think she could get away with saying bad/scary things. Because she's pretty. She's the most dangerous of all the girls so far. Be careful, okay? Don't make this one mad."
"She looks smart and athletic type!! I really like her hair. If I was younger I would love to have hairstyles like her! Very lovely girls so far. I think she might look good with the artsy boring guy? Their looks would compliment each other. Silence, I'm right not you!!"
"Oh she is also cute! She looks like she matured! Good work purple girl~~ I think she has redeemed purple colour enough after gucci man. Hey~hey~ isn't her doe like eyes cute? Come on~~ tell her she's cute!!!"
"Finally a stylish person! None of the men know how to dress in your game, only the girls do. Why can't you dress like this? Her hat would be cuter if it had some sparkly bits. I really like this girl! Seems like maybe she is very charming."
"O-oh she's pretty! A natural beauty almost except for her hair but I like it! But those horns on her head... Is she a bad guy? Only bad guys have horns. What do you call it? Horny people??"
"Is this the gotham's sister? She's cut---Oh no she's one of those coochie(she means ppl who wear revealing clothes) ladies. Noooooo, please give her nicer pants! Everyone is wearing winter-like clothes, she will freeze. [tsk-ing in foreign language ensues]"
"This one's a criminal. What crime did he commit? I just think he's a criminal. He looks like one of those medieval grave robbers. The ones that take organs from dead bodies and sells them. Thats him."
"I feel like I can hear him say bad jokes. He looks like he is usually a circus clown. But like the dumb ones that say 'Aren't you glad you I didn't say banana?' before even saying the punchline."
"He needs to change his barber. Its even worse than that Gucci kid. Theres too much going on. His face isn't bad though. He also seems like a father like that pale black haired one."