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"Ew, next. He's clearly dumb, what kind of idiot puts on a face mask then puts on eyeliner and mascara. Another scowling man, wrinkles and bad skin are coming for these people. Especially this person. He looks like he got into his mother's makeup bag."
"He looks like you. Not visually but he seems like does artsy things. And he seems boring like you (laughs loudly for 3 minutes). He also seems poor. He seems like he drinks bubble tea with 15 splashes of that sugar syrup."
"Oh my he needs a new shirt. He eats well!! As a mom this makes me happy... wish your brother ate like him, he's picky. This is the one you should go for, because then you will be forced to learn how to cook. And even if you fail, seems like he would eat it anyways!"
"He looks a warrior. Scary. I think he has someone he loves already. You'll never be number 1 in his heart, so sad...."
"He looks.... poor. I don't have other ways to say it. He just seems like he has no money. If you want to marry go rich. The balding one probably has more money, I thi--Stop laughing you want a future right?? Marry the bald one over this guy."
"Oh this guy is in Naruti right. Whats his name? Sashimi, no no.... SALLY? Whatever. He looks like he'd be rude. I don't like you saslly."
"Oh this the type you like isn't it? (laughs) He kind of looks like the balding one's twin brother. But he seems like the cool one."
"Aww as a child form he is cute. I don't understand the eyepatch maybe he is in rebellious phase. I think I like him the most so far but his clothes look the worst so far."
"He's too old for you. I think he's already married and has kids. He looks like an overworked dad. Too much baggage, don't waste time on a headache like this."
"OH! HE'S DOING THAT THING KIDS DO! Remember when you tried to dye your hair with Kool-aid. Its Kool-aid hair. Insects would probably nest in it. Ew..."