just wait till your kid turns 5000 after unnaturally prolonging their life by necromantic means, that's when things REALLY start to get tough
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sometimes it's the ones who love you the most that roast you the hardest
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this move is known as the helipoopter
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I took an online course to learn how to digitally paint just so that I could draw that poop and ngl I'm actually sincerely proud of it
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I wasn't actually gonna do it, I was just gonna take a picture and photoshop it to look like I did
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A new sitcom coming this fall: The Diablo Brothers move in to an apartment where their landlord is literally the Lord
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The best man is just some random guy who beats you at Smash Bros over and over again
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The last guy wished to become extremely, ridiculously attractive and got turned into a black hole
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Idea: mix it into a drink and call it booble tea
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The two melons wanted to run off and secretly get married, but I guess now they CANTALOUPE. (Because they're dead)
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