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her instagram's got more stories than than the library of congress
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she's more bubble tea than human now
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alternate punchline: they talk about giving baby her shots and the next panel it's a row of shot glasses filled with milk
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they also made her spray lysol on all her food before eating it
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the angrier she looks, the more I love her
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there are also several alarm clocks that have been sewn into the body that go off at random intervals during the day
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if a spider lands on you, the next person it lands on will be pissed you threw it at them
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the other day she somehow was able to use her tiny sharpass little fingers to grab and hold onto the meat of my eyeball
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<insert joke about D-batteries here>
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he is known as the philosophorc
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