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I wasn’t popular in school
but I rocked our class reunion
I heard cries
and saw looks of confusion
Crowds parted
like the Red Sea
for old
rotten me
Shrieking soshes
acted like the undead shouldn’t have attended
I missed prom with them back in the day
I was suspended
#Satsplat
#horrorprompt 835
#vsshorror
Not all evolution is gradual
Some mutations arise in jumps
I discovered my snake hinged #jaws
at an intermittent fasting lunch
I spat
my windpipe out
and hung it
out the side of my mouth
I swallowed
two rotisserie chickens
and left my peers
sickened
I love running 🏃🏽♂️ next to the river.
The problem is that #BlackDogSalvage is next door 🚪.
I have dropped some change here many times 🤣, but they are friendly folks.
@Fizzytwizler @craytusjones Stop ✋🏽 trying to be a bad influence Fizzy
Counting down to Operation: Get Off My Ass in T-minus 5 minutes.
🏃🏽♂️
Gotta hit this river greenway.
#LETSGO