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April Fools...? Maybe? Anyone...?? Please???
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#aprilfools #aprilfoolsday #aprilwish #trumpregrets #trump
Since I'm paying for the stupid thing, I expect a souvenir.
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#trumpwall #Borderwall #souvenir #WasteOfMoney
Hopefully you're not eating while you read this.
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#barf #minestrone #soup
We'll take you to our leader if you'll take him with you.
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#trump #TakeMeToYourLeader #aliens
Just because you survived it, doesn't make it a good idea for future generations.
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#MEMES #ISurvived #parenting
Shouldn't I get a #TaxBreak for supporting them?
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#taxes #TaxReturns #taxreform #Friends #emotional #dependent
Happy Spring! Pass the allergy medication.
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#spring #springequinox #allergic #allergies #AhChoo #ClaritinClear
This is bound to get me in trouble.
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#Mansplaining #argument
May they rest in peace.
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#alternativefacts #fakenews #truthiness #AntiIntellectualism