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May the 4th be with you!
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#StarWarsDay #StarWars #MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #MayThe4thBeWithYouDay
What a way to go.
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#whisky #whiskey
Happy Tax Day. I think.
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#taxes #taxday #LastMinute #cheese
Anything to look thinner.
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#thin #ILookGood #fashion #ouch
It must be hard to be a vet.
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#veterinarians #animals #cats #CatsOfTwitter #diagnosis
Don't text and fly.
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#texting #splat #ouch
Well, at least he's honest.
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#work #WorkLifeBalance #worklife #SoulCrushing
Everyone knows the pint is a single serving size.
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#icecream #nutrition #FoodLabels