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Casphardt: You love childhood friend ships but you're too much of a hipster for Sylvix.
Sylvain/Felix/Ingrid: You're a clown for childhood friend ships and really hate when people leave Ingrid out of art. Also, I cannot stress this enough, PLEASE BE MY FRIEND.
Hilgrid: You're really, really mad that Ingrid doesn't have any F/F endings. You probably think she's a lesbian.
Edelgrid: Knight/liege ships have always been your jam, and one day you woke up and realized you could make them gay.
Fraldarddyd: The Blue Lions route would have been improved immensely if you got to see Felix Hugo Fraldarius cry, just once.
HilMari: Sometimes, cute pastel designs and good monastery interactions can override Hilda's 69th support about cleaning the library.
Ferdiebert: At some point in time, you have entertained the thought of fucking Alucard Castlevania.