Grant Howittさんのイラストまとめ

DRETCH

Literal demon shit. 1/10

CRAWLING CLAW

“A crawling claw can easily feel out the contours of keys and doorknobs.” Why don’t you come and feel out the contours of MY keys and doorknob, you dig? Also: sexy choking, easily portable. 5/10

COUATL

“Couatls are benevolent serpentine beings of great intellect and insight,” which sounds like another way of saying “Couatls are too good for you.” Love the feathers though. 6/10

COCKATRICE

Cockatrice? Cock-a-NICE more like, am I right? I’m not. If you put your dick in this thing odds are you’ll turn to stone bellend first. 1/10

CHUUL

“Perfectly obedient,” which is kind of hot in the right circles, but that perfect obedience is undermined somewhat by the fact that it’s a huge evil lobster. And it has tentacles! Not great. 3/10

CARRION CRAWLER

This is a big horrible centipede that both lives in and eats corpses. 1/10

CAMBION

Immensely fuckable half-demons that make regular tieflings look like mayonnaise sandwiches. Tribal tattoos are a bit much but, hey, it was 2002, we all made mistakes. 9/10

BEHIR

Looks like an eel got ideas above its station. Don’t give a shit. 2/10

PLANETAR

Their “celestial ears detect every falsehood,” which sounds exhausting when you’re making appropriate moaning noises in his ear so he can finish and you can go to sleep. Can also “let loose an insect plague” which, uh, nah. 4/10

ABOLETH

Not really into the lack of limbs or humanoid physiology but these dudes do some crazy dom mind-control shit, which I guess could work for some people. Also they helpfully infect you with a disease that lets you live underwater with them, 2/10