Grant Howittさんのイラストまとめ

HALF-DRAGON

These are just strong dudes with interestingly-textured faces, which is fine by me. Bored of pliable faces. Give me something I could take a charcoal rubbing of. 7/10

GRELL

This is the most D&D shit available; a floating brain with paralysing tentacles and a fucking beak for some reason. Grells are Int 12, which is higher than most people, so at least you can talk to it about Proust and that. 2/10

GOLEMS

There are four kinds of golem and I don’t want to fuck any of them. 1/10

DEEP GNOME (SVIRFNEBLIN)

How YOU doing, Svirfneblin? 8/10

MARID

Wet genies. Dicks, but not slavers, so they’ve got that going for them at least? Can’t say I’m into the whole “angler fish” thing, but they get an extra point for respecting human rights. 3/10

GARGOYLE

Gargoyles exist purely because the Prince of Elemental Earth doesn’t like the Elemental Plane of Air and sends his rocky children to flap about up there. Manky rock dudes, smooth like a Ken doll, we’re good here. 2/10

FAERIE DRAGON

Don’t fuck mischevious cat-sized dragons. I’m not the boss of you, but: don’t do it. It’s weird. Faerie dragons do however exhale a form of aerosolized MDMA, so keep one around for that ettin gangbang. N/A /10

DRIDER

What’s not to like? Well, the bottom half that’s a giant spider, for one. Also the fact that they live miles underground and are irrevocably evil. But the top half is pretty hot, right? 5/10

DRACOLICH

On the plus side: powerful magician. On the negative side: a big dead rotting dragon powered by hate. Lots to think about there. 3/10