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"what if she doesn't have student loans"
"-sighs- i don't know, a car??? down payment on a house? i don't give a fuck, just make it worth having the memory of THIS being burnt into her brain forever"
the decadent motherfuckers will continue until morale improves
@MonsterGrotto worry less about the odds of dingbat actually dropping the item and more about the odds of you even lasting through the first phase of her boss fight
POV: you're willing prey on a blind date with dingbat and things are about to get good
succubus zoe regaining creative control of his "superficially cooler version of myself who criticizes me and everything i do" tulpa
had rough, goofy idea for a possible adoptable, idk, is this anything,