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i don't have a name for this character but she pops up now and then. she's in the "seems ever so demure and shy, but if you express interest she is actually SUPER down and is kind of a freak(positive) and it catches people by surprise" category
"what if she doesn't have student loans"
"-sighs- i don't know, a car??? down payment on a house? i don't give a fuck, just make it worth having the memory of THIS being burnt into her brain forever"
the decadent motherfuckers will continue until morale improves
@MonsterGrotto worry less about the odds of dingbat actually dropping the item and more about the odds of you even lasting through the first phase of her boss fight
POV: you're willing prey on a blind date with dingbat and things are about to get good