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many aquatic creatures that originate from the deep sea utilize bio-luminescence to attract prey
zoetrope accidentally starting a doomsday cult without even realizing that's what is happening bc he likes all the attention and keeps misinterpreting the situation bc he's sworn off the telepathy as well as the drugs 1/3
i don't have a name for this character but she pops up now and then. she's in the "seems ever so demure and shy, but if you express interest she is actually SUPER down and is kind of a freak(positive) and it catches people by surprise" category
"what if she doesn't have student loans"
"-sighs- i don't know, a car??? down payment on a house? i don't give a fuck, just make it worth having the memory of THIS being burnt into her brain forever"
the decadent motherfuckers will continue until morale improves